Tridents and Hand Grenades

People I Trust

royalfun:

thebubblegumgang:

- Boys
- Girls
- Cats
- Will Smith
- The Mario Brothers
- People in zombie movies who say ”Oh, no I haven’t been bit!”
- Lando Calrissian
- Gretchen Weiners
- My Tumblr Followers
- Tony Stark
- Tyler Durden
- 3OH!3
- Women on the internet
- Men on the internet
- The internet

The list of people I trust is getting smaller every single day. When the only people you can rely on are fictional characters, what are you supposed to do with your life?

I found this genius.